Celebrate your *elite status* with the Platinum Star Gay Coffee Mug, perfect for those who skipped the birth canal and went straight to fabulous! Sip your favorite brew while showing off your rare, C-section-born, never-touched-a-lady pride. Whether you’re spilling the tea or just caffeine, this mug lets everyone know you’re a cut above the rest. Sleek, sassy, and a total conversation starter—because being *platinum* means you’re always in a league of your own!
